I have located a shaman, recommended highly by the local
tribal council. We are meeting tomorrow morning at sunrise to complete the
appropriate rituals and prayers for our central count system. While not
recommended by this particular shaman, I have decided to add human sacrifice to
the ritual and am now reviewing prospective candidates. By tomorrow we
should have all ballots blessed and cleansed of evil spirits and be ready for
election day. I can now sleep well tonight.
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