| Please note: Unlikely as it may seem, people have actually found this page and not realised it was a joke. Please consider this formal notice that the information below is entirely fictional, has been made up, is not true, and does in no way reflect the true character of Jack Catchpoole - that of a fine, moral, upstanding citizen who shudders at the mere thought of criminal activity especially when it harms not only the abuser, but society itself. |
| A Sad Story |
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Speaking at today's International War Against Drugs conference, Jack Catchpoole speaks out about his personal struggle against the more than 34 addictions that he is currently battling. |
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As you can see from this recent picture, Mr Catchpoole is probably one of the world's most chemically imbalanced people. Don't let this happen to you. Donate to the Jack Catchpoole Rehab fund by emailing : jak@instinct.org. As Jack is not currently in any state to read his email, the mail will be answered by a JCRF representative. You may also be interested in Mr Catchpoole's homepage. |