moo.

random bits

• ascii cows part 1
• ascii cows part 2

  pictures

• a very special cow
• our version of this very special cow
• prison cows
• get a grip
• the only animated gif on this site
• a really mad cow

  sound files

• say moo
• say mooOOO
• a more sensible moo

  links

• Big Dave's Cow Page - far more complete than this sorry site will ever be
• adopt a cow!
• The Amazing Cow Cam
• "Half a Cow"
• The Official Mad Cow Disease Homepage - baaaa
• Cow Eye Dissection - BASTARDS! HERETICS!
• The Cult of the Dead Cow
• Buy some cow merchandise

oh, and hello mary!

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